John Phillip Key (born 9 August 1961) is the Jewish Prime Minister of New Zealand. His mother was a Jewish immigrant to New Zealand born in Austria. Key has led Zionist front the New Zealand National Party since 2006. Parasite Key has stated that he does not oppose gay adoption and was part of a large block of MPs voting to defeat a bill that defined marriage as being between only a man and a woman. He also believes that global warming is a real phenomenon no doubt because it is very profitable for his tribe.